THIS WEEKS FINES
DIVISION 1
AA 20k Fine. This player cannot play (inj/susp). CM F. Neitzche
EW 20k Fine. Cannot find this player. DM P. Lear
OC 20k Fine. Cannot find this player (sub). GK S. Haffner
OC 20k Fine. Cannot find this player (sub). S M. Jayden
NW 20k Fine. Cannot find this player (sub). FB M Horne
DIVISION 2
DS 20k Fine. This player cannot play (inj/susp). FB L.
Neill
ES 20k Fine. This position does not exist. S. I. Drinktomuch
TJ 20k fine. Cannot find this player. AM L.Stitch
DIVISION 3
BS 20k Fine. This player cannot play (inj/susp). AS J. Farinia
BS 20k Fine. This player cannot play (inj/susp). W C. Farrand
(New Manager Fines removed)
SS 20k Fine. This player cannot play (inj/susp). WH J. Trulli -
SS 20k Fine. This player cannot play (inj/susp). AM T. Rosicky
CUT PLAYERS
PURCHASES FROM THE DRAFT
TRADES
PRESS REPORT
DIVISION 1
Alcohol Anonymous
But the beer ban just won’t wash!
Let’s be honest, no one expected AA to mount any sort of title challenge this season. In all honesty, AA should be where EW are. The Alclies players deserve medals for what they have achieved this season – but that’s what makes what happened last week all the more gauling.
For the loss to IQ almost sealed up the coffin on AA’s title charge, and leaves CA with every chance of league glory – especially with all those Dutch managers on his side, just waiting to help Ivo out J.
It was a loss that Foss found hard to explain:
“AA have come through bigger teams than IQ to get to where we are this season, so I just cannot comprehend what happened out there”.
“The players certainly will have felt my rath this week. The players are in for extra training, and even more difficult for the lads, they are to stay off the booze for the next 24 hours”.
This was a ration that proved too difficult for some of the AA lads to keep to. In fact, Pumlao and Altercapio were seem tying the manager up at mid-day just do jump into what looked like a beer bath. Altercapio continues the story:
“The manager’s drink restriction was too much to ask for. We only came to this club because we knew we were allowed to get pissed every day. Anyway, we thought that if we can’t drink it, we may as well relax in the stuff. So we did”.*
So popular was the move, that AA are now installing lager-filled showers in the training room – with the squad under strict instructions to use the facilities before the game. Well … the players do tend to perform better legless!
* Bart was known to be making a bee-hive for AA’s training ground when he found out this news.
Apocalypse
Catbel Athletic
Excelsior
F.C Inferno
InterQuartile Rangers
Things seem to be swinging back to normal in SAEFL Only 4 red card
this week in Div 1, but there were 8 yellow cards. I again benefit from a red card to my
opponent. I agree that it would most
likely have been a draw if the ejection hadn't happened, especially so early in
the game!
I can probably just cut and paste my comments from
last game. What a game! Only 2 shots, but by
different players. And both going into the net!
A 100% strike rate for both Wambach and Carvalho! We clearly
had the better keeper but he wasn't tested by AA.
Here are the stats for Div 1:
|
TEAMS |
NSL avg |
EMP avg |
EMP/NSL |
max NSL |
min NSL |
max EMP |
min EMP |
Diff NSL |
Diff EMP |
|
AA |
93.25 |
126.74 |
1.36 |
99 |
85.75 |
142.3 |
110.84 |
13.25 |
31.46 |
|
AP |
95.88 |
120.18 |
1.25 |
100.5 |
87.5 |
138.84 |
104.5 |
13 |
34.34 |
|
CA |
99.39 |
134.93 |
1.36 |
102.5 |
96.25 |
151.43 |
118.16 |
6.25 |
33.27 |
|
EW |
91.12 |
113.75 |
1.25 |
94 |
86 |
135.45 |
87.42 |
8 |
48.03 |
|
FI |
93.88 |
121.43 |
1.29 |
97.25 |
90 |
131.41 |
90.1 |
7.25 |
41.31 |
|
IQ |
95.92 |
123.17 |
1.28 |
99.75 |
91 |
133.93 |
105.78 |
8.75 |
28.15 |
|
JG |
94.68 |
121.65 |
1.28 |
99.5 |
87.75 |
137.05 |
102.01 |
11.75 |
35.04 |
|
LU |
93.04 |
123.04 |
1.32 |
97.5 |
86 |
144.76 |
94.85 |
11.5 |
49.91 |
|
NW |
93.28 |
124.52 |
1.33 |
97.75 |
89.25 |
134.66 |
110.18 |
8.5 |
24.48 |
|
OC |
95.39 |
124.9 |
1.31 |
99 |
86.75 |
144.26 |
107.99 |
12.25 |
36.27 |
|
TB |
95.96 |
131.75 |
1.37 |
99.5 |
84.5 |
152.98 |
109.78 |
15 |
43.2 |
|
TH |
91.54 |
123 |
1.34 |
100.25 |
81.75 |
137.79 |
96.03 |
18.5 |
41.76 |
|
|
94.44 |
124.09 |
1.31 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
NoShaKi WC98
The Boelewieten
After this
week 2 to go, who will win season 11? After last week I think TB has still a good
chance, we must win three times, CA and AA
have to
spoil again points! Lets predict a few of the games
that will be run this week by our beloved commish,
always full of advice,
never
talks too much, or bragging, or making jokes about other people behind their
backs.
AA vs.
JG
See, what
will Bart play this week in a awaygame,
in a week where he will watch out to damage his stars because next week he must
play in
in the cupmidweek. Will he spare his players, I really doubt it.
Looking back y see that Bart loves taking risk, so why not fielding for two
weeks your
best
team. Playing strong against CA, stronger against TB and we hope furious play
against AA. AA loses, at home, because Nathan thinks that
Bart us normal, and resting his players. Nathan, wake up, the guy is hopeless, thats why we love him so much!
CA vs.
EW
nr 1
against nr 12, and EW in a away match with a positive moral, yes, Simon grudged
himself three points against FI last week.
Question
is, has EW still grudges left (must get back to the habit making notes of it),
boosts? and will they use it against nr 1? But does it
matter
We all know
the respected manager Kroon as a well informed man,
every week we see the offspring of that in the comments. So Ivo
will not underestimate EW,
a
balanced CP will give them the points they need. And with AA's loss of points
this week, its TB poking in CA's
back, because,
TB vs.
IQ
without a
doubt a victory for TB, homematch, strong ZD play,
3-0! That is, if they wont play a grudge! Like I said, who is counting, and
publish those cards
next
season?
The Jazz Greats
Tottenford Heats
DIVISION 2
Adirondak Renegades
Adirondak
Press (AP): Another step towards the playoffs with an away victory over MR.
Manager Fulmer
(MF): I hope to the playoffs. At least it was a very nice step in the right
direction.
AP: AR are now 5th with only 3 matches remaining.
MF: 5th,
but only one point above 6th place TJ. The important part is we are 4 points
above DS. DS has a tough match against ES this week which could help us. We
play the always interesting SH. They are a young side that is developing well.
While they are not a finished product, their youthful enthusiasm and Len’s
unpredictability in tactics should make for a very interesting match.
AP: 23 yo AM GoodmanJr
had another outstanding match against MR, with 3 goals in 4 chances.
MF: He has
been fantastic since joining our top 11 midway through the season. Another
youngster, 21 yo GK Evans was also very strong saving
5 of 6 shots.
AP: AR’s AMs have been playing very
well, individually and together.
MF: Our AMs are the heart of our team. In addition to young GoodmanJr., we have ShivuteJr who
is currently ranked as the SAEFL #5 Midfielder and #13 player overall, and Mitreski, besides being our captain, is #15 in scoring in
Div 2.
AP: Is your
team pretty well set for next season?
MF: In some
areas, absolutely. We have a great group of AM and WH that will give us a very
strong ONE side. AR management are currently doing a very thorough evaluation
of both our defense and alternate tactics. While
nothing has been decided, there may be some personnel and tactical changes in
this area.
AP: Does
that mean that AR will be active in offseason
trading?
MF :)
African Selection
Dead Scientists
Druss Legends
Englehart Storm
Grammar United
Melchester Rovers
Being in third place in Division Two is a pretty big
surprise after our start to the season. We
do have a chance to reach second place before the end of the regular season but
it is a pretty slim chance. All we can
do is win the rest of our games and then wait and see what everyone else does. We barely won last week but we were resting
several players (which is why we played the boost) so getting the three points
was a good thing. This week we play MR
and played another boost to hopefully ensure us a win especially becuse we are not resting as many players. Either way, we should at least make the
playoffs so we are just going to try and get as many points as we can and then
see what happens.
Stannington Historical
It is going to be an interesting final 3 matches for
SH as they end the season knowing they are going to D-3. SH plays AR, DS, and TJ...all
teams that are in contention for the final couple of playoff spots.
Manager Lear emphatically stated,"SH
is not going to roll over and play dead. We want to be the "you know what
disturbers" going
down the home stretch. " Lear added,"We
want to make life miserable for these teams just to prove that we can do it.
Besides, it is going to be good experience for our Kiddie's
Corp."
The Jazz
The Jazz
have now lost three games in a row and are in danger of missing out on a play
off spot, so with 3 games to go with MR away and SH at home . TJ face a tough
game at home to EU who are in pole postion for 2nd
place, so with a big crowd hopefully turning up at Toon
City TJ will be making the most of the home tie and hope for 3 points.
DIVISION 3
After a
week off last week, the manager is back.
Playoffs
are now out of reach so it is just a matter of finishing as high as possible to
get as much prize money as possible.
Good luck
for those teams that are still in the playoff hunt.
Aros VSK
Blue Storm FC
What a
great week last leek. Wayne United seems to have it all together. Coach Banfield is very happy with the progress of his team. This weeks match be an interesting one. The Coaches and Managers
are looking to see if they can make this winning streak sustainable
See you in
the stands
Defrosted TunaFish
|
How do you feel
after last week’s game? |
|
DT : Our first
loss at home…well, it was bound to happen - was a good game, unfortunately
that Ojimbo was sent off and that he will miss next
weeks game- was a great game! Well done to BlueStorm
FC |
|
Press
: So with the loss and the win for FU,
the gap has now closed to 5 points. Any feeling towards that? |
|
DT : The
pressure is definitely setting in now, after that hard week of games we had, most
of the first team players have to rest now - and with the suspension of ojimbo we are now under even more pressure |
|
Press : and that
u are now on a low morale and playing away next week, so the home advantage
is not in |
|
DT : :) so we
got an away game, a negative morale and our top players are out of action -
well, all I can say is Thanks to DV for beating Falcons (no offense to FA)
but with them also on a low morale we have a slightly better chance now - but
still will be a very tough game |
|
Press
: I see |
|
DT : very happy
about Mint performing, should get better with age and as for Alidare and Redknapp - well,
age aint slowed them down that much - so they still
a great help to the team especially so close to the end of the season |
|
Press
: Well, to conclude the interview - we
looking at the league leaders on the back foot here - after having a good 13
weeks undefeated in the league - their good run has come to an end, will this
be the chance that FU need to grab the title away from DT, with only 5 points
ahead of FU and a possible 9 points left, DT have to win at least one more
game to ensure they achieve the gold, granted that FU win their remaining
games! |
|
DT : :) well,
good luck to all, we are happy that we have definitely qualified for DIV 2,
so- we might play a few chances in the next few games and try out different
players |
Deo Volente
Falcons
Slipped into the red by the point we
thought we would last week and
so we will need a special effort to beat DT at home this week.
Fanatics United
Kiss my
ass, thats for DV. Watch your
ass, thats for DT. If DT
loses two games, don't think they will, but if they do, I will win the league.
DV sorry but if I win one game you cannont over take
me, and my position is 1st or 2nd.
I am going
to be very happy with second.. :D
Like I said
before, I beat the one team I wanted to, twice, and I am happy.
Fantastic eleven
If we loose
this match Peter need to have a relook at his program
:-). Because then something is wrong
Smoking Guns
Speedsters
SS UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT. NEW BROOM SWEEPS CLEAN AND INSPIRES TEAM TO NEW
MORALE HIGHS AND FITNESS LEVELS.
Trav Spoodle
Vitesse Arnhem