THIS WEEKS FINES
DIVISION 1
NW 20k Fine. Cannot find this player (sub). FB T. Comelisse
AA 20k Fine. This player cannot play (inj/susp) (sub). FB
J. Edinburgh
GU 20k Fine. Cannot find this player. DS B. Brant – Was sold last week
GU 20k Fine. This player cannot play (inj/susp). S B. GazaJr
DIVISION 2
ES 20k Fine. Cannot find this player. DS M. Villias
ES 20k Fine. Cannot find this player. DS S. Mcllroy
DS 20k Fine. This player cannot play (inj/susp). FB L.
Neill
DIVISION 3
CUT PLAYERS
EU AS K. Midos
EU CM
Z. Zidane
EU WH
J. Pennant
EU AM
P. Mendes
EU S L. Saha
PURCHASES FROM THE DRAFT
SH FB
Kampala 8.5 29 bid 75,000 (From TH_
TRADES
PRESS REPORT
DIVISION 1
Alcohol Anonymous
Apocalypse
Catbel Athletic
Druss Legends
Damned, I'will have to win this one :)
F.C Inferno
Time
to face all mighty JG in the league. I don't think we got enough power to beat then in an away game... Thus,
the SM, pretty offensive, trying to close the gap... Let's wait and see, while
we rest some players!
Grammar United
InterQuartile Rangers
Some times, SAEFL comse
close to real soccer. A 0-0 draw. It's a fair result. IQ is a close match to FI. So I can't complain about the result.
I don't appear
to be in danger of relegation, yet. So
the point helps maintain the status quo which is fine with me.
Here are the Div 1 stats:
TEAMS |
NSL avg |
EMP avg |
EMP/NSL |
max NSL |
min NSL |
max EMP |
min EMP |
Diff NSL |
Diff EMP |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
AA |
96.87 |
132.24 |
1.37 |
98.75 |
94 |
138.08 |
115.57 |
4.75 |
22.51 |
AP |
97.9 |
124.44 |
1.27 |
101.5 |
78.75 |
141.97 |
87.19 |
22.75 |
54.78 |
CA |
94.42 |
124.3 |
1.32 |
97.75 |
80 |
144.11 |
95.71 |
17.75 |
48.4 |
EW |
94.05 |
124.49 |
1.32 |
96 |
89.75 |
140.31 |
108.15 |
6.25 |
32.16 |
FI |
93.73 |
124.82 |
1.33 |
96.75 |
89.25 |
136.16 |
107.91 |
7.5 |
28.25 |
IQ |
92.42 |
118.79 |
1.29 |
96.25 |
79.27 |
131.27 |
101.76 |
16.98 |
29.51 |
JG |
98.63 |
134.02 |
1.36 |
103 |
91 |
167.15 |
116.15 |
12 |
51 |
LU |
96.3 |
122.67 |
1.27 |
99.25 |
93.25 |
146.21 |
100.2 |
6 |
46.01 |
NW |
91.61 |
115.68 |
1.26 |
94.25 |
85 |
130.13 |
97.26 |
9.25 |
32.87 |
OC |
96.18 |
129.52 |
1.35 |
100.25 |
89.25 |
145.22 |
114.43 |
11 |
30.79 |
TB |
92.5 |
116.45 |
1.26 |
98 |
87 |
139.75 |
95.26 |
11 |
44.49 |
TH |
94.15 |
130.76 |
1.39 |
96.75 |
89.75 |
140.52 |
118.08 |
7 |
22.44 |
|
94.9 |
124.85 |
1.32 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
NoShaKi WC98
A somewhat shocking turn of events occurred this
week. Several years after stepping down
as manager of Catbel Athletic and drifting off into
retirement on the sunny beaches of Costa Rica, manager Vince Scimeca resurfaced this week as manager of NoShaKi WC98.
"I recall the battles Catbel Athletic had
against MW and I always carried a deep respect for their club. When an opening to manage them came it was
too good of an offer to turn down." said Scimeca. "My first priority is to stay clear of
the relegation zone and then to create a professional atmosphere at the club
focused toward excellence." "I
look forward to facing some of the great managers like Nathan and Bart
who I have the utmost
respect for."
The Boelewieten
I never
drink again when I lose this game, I never watch women losing this game, I never will have sex losing this game,
and when
I lose, I will never write smartass press again, never.
The Jazz
The Jazz Greats
Tottenford Heats
DIVISION 2
Adirondak Renegades
Adrirondak
Press (AP): Congratulations on another victory, and a bit of luck to go with
it.
Manager
Fulmer (MF): More than a bit of luck, as PN and EW both drew. The five point
lead is nice, and I think it will be needed as we play LU and EW the next two
weeks.
AP: It
seems if all goes well you can open a very nice lead and become hard to catch.
On the other hand
MF: Lets not talk about the other possibilities.
AP: OK. Lets talk about a very major trade BW made this week, bring
in star DS B Brandt. Actually I should say bringing back star DS Brandt.
MF: Lets talk about bringing him in and not the back part. I
have nothing to say about the idiot that traded him away other than this idiot
has been dealt with.
AP: You
gave up a lot to get Brandt. Was this a move designed to lock up the title?
MF:
Bringing in Brandt obviously helps this season, but to tell the truth this move
is more about the future, especially next season. Brandt is obsiously
an outstanding player on the rise, but he is also a strong leader. This will be
important as our current captains, Mitreski and Vanderwhatever's skills are dropping and it appears they
will be out of the rotation next season. Brandt, at age 25 with still improving
skills, should be a strong leader for BW for a long time.
AP: Unless
you trade him again.
MF: Bye.
Dead Scientists
Defrosted TunaFish
Deo Volente
Englehart Storm
Excelsior
Fanatics United
DIVISION 3
New Press
Reporter Required.
This week
our sports reporter, Stephanie Burrows, resigned after comments
made by
Kickers manager, David Thomas, following last week's report and
match. It is believed the two exchanged heated words
which culminated in
Stephanie spraying mace into David's eyes before drawing a kitchen
knife.
Stephanie
was quickly tackled to the ground by Kickers FB Pavel
Schurovnik
after he
heard the commotion.
Stephanie
was apprehended and taken away by police where she was
questioned. She rang this newspaper and announced her
resignation before
being
taken away and locked up. She is due to
appear in court in 3 weeks.
Manager
Thomas was okay and sustained no injury except for the mace, but
thankfully
only a very minute amount actually went into his eye because of
being
shielded by his arm.
All serious
applications will be considered for this position, and we would
rather
someone who knew something about the League, the Team and football
in
general. That way they can report
without having to do interviews all
the time.
Norma Sjuggs
Senior
Editor,
African Selection
Last week's
match resulted in a good win for the Selects over the Kickers.
We have now
moved up into a playoff spot with one of the best defenses
in the league.
It is
pretty tight race as there are 6 teams vying for the 4 playoff positions. This
week we visit Melchester who have really turned it
around this season. Hats off to them!
We expect
them to play their WP team, so we are sending out the top defence in a measure
to counter their offense. Hopefully we don't let a
lot of shots through.
Cheers.
Colin
Aros VSK
Blue Storm FC
Falcons
We
rest this week as we see there is no way we would be able to beat SG.
Nik Albert [FA]
http://www.falconsfc.org.za
Fantastic eleven
Melchester Rovers
Smoking Guns
Speedsters
Stannington Historical
SH Manager Lear put the SH lads through one of their
hardest training weeks in recent memory. Lear told a packed press room during their
weekly press conference at the SH training grounds,"Our
lads slacked off in their last match. There was no effort from anyone so they
paid the price. Our goal is to win the D-3 title as soon as possible and we
certainly mean it."
"SH is
having an outstanding season to-date, but the season isn't over. As you know,
anything can happen. Our players have to realize this but they definitely
didn't in our most recent match."
"As SH
is about to begin the home stretch part of the schedule, the SH roster is well
rested with no injuries or suspensions. Things are in our favour
currently to help us to achieve our goal. Now as long as we
don't see a repeat of the fiasco in our most recent match."
Trav Spoodle
Vitesse Arnhem