THIS WEEKS FINES

 

DIVISION 1

DL 20k Fine. Cannot find this player. FB S. Schemmel

NW 20k fine. Cannot find this player. S Q. Zeel

TJ 50k fine. NMR

DIVISION 2

ES 20k fine. Cannot find this player. DS S. Mcllroy

DV 20k Fine. Cannot find this player (sub). S I. ColdAsIce

DIVISION 3

AS 20k fine. Cannot find this player. DM G. Albers

AS 20k Fine. Cannot find this player (sub). S E. Agadez

FE 50k fine. NMR

AK 50k fine. NMR

CUT PLAYERS

 

PURCHASES FROM THE DRAFT

 

 

TRADES

 

 

PRESS REPORT

DIVISION 1

Alcohol Anonymous

 

Apocalypse

 

Catbel Athletic

 

Druss Legends

 

F.C Inferno

Huge loss on the cup? Can we turn things?

On the league a good win, and now relegation chances are really remote!

Grammar United

 

InterQuartile Rangers

That was a wild and crazy game!  Almost everyone on the team scored at least one goal.  Of course, all of Vince's midfielders and forwards scored too.  If only real soccer had games like this!

 

 

Here are the Div 1 stats:

TEAMS

NSL avg

EMP avg

EMP/NSL

max NSL

min NSL

max EMP

min EMP

Diff NSL

Diff EMP

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AA

96.87

131.88

1.36

98.75

94

138.08

115.57

4.75

22.51

AP

97.56

123.27

1.26

101.5

78.75

141.97

87.19

22.75

54.78

CA

94.5

126.32

1.34

97.75

80

144.47

95.71

17.75

48.76

EW

93.56

123.54

1.32

96

84.25

141.92

90.88

11.75

51.04

FI

93.14

122.21

1.31

96.75

84.25

136.16

91.12

12.5

45.04

IQ

91.88

116.48

1.27

96.25

79.27

131.27

97.94

16.98

33.33

JG

98.5

132.76

1.35

103

91

167.15

116.15

12

51

LU

96.11

124.4

1.29

99.25

93

146.21

100.2

6.25

46.01

NW

91.81

116.05

1.26

94.25

85

130.13

97.26

9.25

32.87

OC

96.46

131.42

1.36

101.75

89.25

148.83

114.43

12.5

34.4

TB

92.26

117.02

1.27

98

87

139.75

95.26

11

44.49

TH

93.82

130.49

1.39

96.75

88.5

143.1

116.37

8.25

26.73

 

94.71

124.65

1.32

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NoShaKi WC98

With 4 matches left things do not look good for the club.  The mood in training has been very down this week as the boys sit 3 points into the relegation zone with 4 matches to play.  "We will do what we can"

said GK C. Kariba.  "We are giving our all and that is all we can do."

 The question is will it be enough.

 

The Boelewieten

 

The Jazz

 

The Jazz Greats

The fight for the title is uncommonly exciting in division 1 this season.

Surprise candidate DL is hardly losing any points and with my loss last week the difference is back to 1 point. With four diffecult matches coming up, TJ, CA, TB and of course DL!, nothing is decided yet. DL is probably slightly favorite because of there easier schedule. Nevertheless we will fight to the last minute since this will be our last chance at a prize for a long time to come.

 

This week we play a diffecult match against this seasons surprise team TJ.

Let's hope for three points.

 

On a more personal note: Martijn! Stop dating the friggin RNG. You know you'll dump her when you got what you wanted. It's embarrassing!!

 

Tottenford Heats

 

DIVISION 2

Adirondak Renegades

Adirondak Press (AP): A good week for AR and your run at promotion.

 

Manager Fulmer (MF): Indeed, indeed. A win for AR, plus the other top teams play each other and take points away. The LU-EW draw puts us 5 points ahead of LU and 9 up on EW, and DT lose to PN to fall 10 back. Since we don't any of the other top teams we should, and I say should be difficult for LU to catch.

 

AP: PN keeps hanging in there, only 2 points back.

 

MF: Yes, I've noticed :)  I thought PN would be about the fourth or fifth best team in Div 2 this season and they are in second, only 2 points back, so obviously Kelly has done a very good job. PN has matches with LU and EW the last 2 weeks of the season, so they have their work cut out for them, but they could very well be up to the task.

 

AP: If PN and AR get promoted, that would 2 teams with American managers moving to Division 1 for a total of 3.

 

MF: Awesome math, I'm really impressed. I also like the idea. It would be great to see Kelly and I join Terry in Division and try to break the lock the Dutch seem to be forming on the Division and the league title. Maybe we could get our English friends to join us and we could really have a go.

Dead Scientists

 

Defrosted TunaFish

 

Deo Volente

 

England U-21

 

Englehart Storm

 

Excelsior Warren

 

Fanatics United

 

Lisbon United

 

Newton Heath

 

Oaklake City

 

Port of Napier AFC

We got a very important win last week over DT.  They did not play any cards against us, so the game was not as tough as it could have been, and we got the three points, which is the important part.  Currently in the standings we are in second place and only two points behind the leader, AR.  They will probably win all of their remaining games but if they do slip, we would take over first place.  This is an important reason that we need to win but an even more important reason is because LU is only three points behind us, with EW and DT close behind them.  This means that if we tie or lose any of our remaining games, we will likely get knocked out of second place.  With that being said, we play FU this week and, even though they are in seventh place, we really need to win.  We are playing a boost to, hopefully, ensure the full three points.  Some of our remaining games are going to be tough so we need to get points where we can.

 

 

 

DIVISION 3

Adelaide Kickers

 

African Selection

"Last week saw the Selects demolish the last place Falcons 12 - 1. They outshot them 33 - 9. Brilliant defense and goalkeeping! This week the Selects host the BS team currently sitting in 10th position. Hopefully a win in this match will help to lock up a playoff position for the Selects. The race for the last three playoff spots is extremely tight with 6 teams in the running."

Aros VSK

DOGGIES DOO DAHS

 

Our first weeks management orders were placed with high hope of improving our teams position in division 3.

 

After seeing massive scorelines more akin to australian football, I was looking forward to a glut of goals and all I got was the atkins diet.

 

I don't know if it was a case of poor managemnet from my part or good management to keep the scorline down!

 

Who knows , who cares?

 

Geez yer jaikit or al stab ye!

 

The orange frooty one

Blue Storm FC

 

Falcons

Another week another loss. Nothing unusual. Time to look for a new career.

 

Fantastic eleven

 

Melchester Rovers

 

Smoking Guns

 

Speedsters

 

Stannington Historical

 

Trav Spoodle

 

Vitesse Arnhem