THIS WEEKS FINES

 

JG 20k fine. Cannot find this player. W G.G.Kay

JG 20k Fine. Cannot find this player (sub). CB C. Corwinl

JG 20k Fine. Cannot find this player (sub). S M. Habilisodo

IQ 20k Fine. This player cannot play (inj/susp). FB P. Karaxure

IQ 20k Fine. Cannot find this player (sub). S L. Fabiano

DS 20k Fine. Cannot find this player. S C. Tevez+

SH 20k Fine. Cannot find this player (sub). GK P. Musslewhite

 

CUT PLAYERS

FI AM J. Saartje 8,00, age 28!

 

PURCHASES FROM THE DRAFT

 

AR Bid 657K AM 21 8.25 B. Weston

CA Bid 596K for 20 yo DM NSL 7.75 named D. DeZeeuw

FA 485 000 for W NSL 8, named A. Paletto

 

TRADES

 

FI -> AK

WH W. Hop 10,00 age 26

AK -> FI

AM B. Schweinsteiger_1 7.00 Age 19

99k

 

AS>AR

250K

AR>AS

CB C Miles 26 8.75

DM C. Albers 26 9.25

 

FI -> JG

DS Q. Beleza  9,25  age 26

JG -> FI

700k

 

FI -> AS

DS N. Maldade            9,50  age 27 + 0,00

CB E. Kristianssen 8,50  age 24 + 0,5

AS -> FI

CM R. Holt                  9,25     age 23

 

PRESS REPORT

DIVISION 1

Alcohol Anonymous

 

Apocalypse

 

Catbel Athletic

 

Druss Legends

 

F.C Inferno

Hi everyone!

 

Just a minor point. On week 11 we will see the semi-finals of the EFL inter cup. In the way the table is designed the games, the winner of SAEFL should meet the winner of DESL on the semifinals (if both win their first games). I think that should be changed, saving a potential clash between the winners of each league to the final game. What do you say?

 (Peter : Well Spotted changed )

Grammar United

 

InterQuartile Rangers

didn't mean to play MM.  So I screwed things up.  The good news if there is any is that he wasted a boost!  Hey, cut me some slack I need to find something positive after messing things up.

 

There's too much going on this season.  I can't decide where to place my priorities, and I haven't even played in the Inter-EFL games yet!  This week we load for bear.  After the unexplicable loss in the first cup round I need to save some face if nothing else.  Well, I guess another positive point is 3 goals on 4 shots!  And new acquisition Acimovic got his first goal for the Rangers.

 

Here are the stats for Division 1:

TEAMS

NSL avg

EMP avg

EMP/NSL

max NSL

min NSL

max EMP

min EMP

Diff

 

NSL

Diff EMP

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AA

97.67

136.41

1.4

98.5

96.75

138.08

134.46

1.75

3.62

AP

101.5

129.95

1.28

101.5

101.5

141.97

115.77

0

26.2

CA

97

125.19

1.29

97.5

96.5

130.82

116.33

1

14.49

EW

96

127.25

1.33

96

96

136.09

115.81

0

20.28

FI

96.08

125.82

1.31

96.75

95.25

132.7

119.75

1.5

12.95

IQ

96.25

128.45

1.33

96.25

96.25

131.27

123.89

0

7.38

JG

100

127.08

1.27

101.75

98.75

133.8

116.15

3

17.65

LU

97.25

116.03

1.19

99.25

96

124.46

100.2

3.25

24.26

NW

93.08

122.74

1.32

94.25

90.75

128.21

112.2

3.5

16.01

OC

97.58

136.47

1.4

97.75

97.5

145.22

130.3

0.25

14.92

TB

92.83

112.79

1.21

94.5

91

118.1

104.56

3.5

13.54

TH

95.75

131.73

1.38

95.75

95.75

135.54

128.87

0

6.67

 

96.75

126.66

1.31

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NoShaKi WC98

 

The Boelewieten

Glad to write some SAEFL press. TB needs the money and the commish keeps giving overdraftbills, the man has no hart at all! This week TB plays TH, two times, for the EFL cup

and for the SAEFL cup. I really want playing a DESL site, so playing in the strongest line-up with ZD tactic in the EFL, resting all key players in the SAEFL cup. Next year the cup will be ours, letting it go for this year.

The Jazz

 

The Jazz Greats

 

Tottenford Heats

 

DIVISION 2

Adirondak Renegades

Adirondak Press (AP): Well, that sucked. Again.

 

Manager Fulmer (MF): So you get paid the big bucks to make insightful professional journalistic statements like that.

 

AP: I was commenting on the performance of a team you managed so I wanted to use small, simple words. And get straight to the point. The point being, what is happening to AR and what are you going to do about?

 

MF: What’s happening is we are losing games we should win, and what I am going to do about it is nothing, at least in public. I may have a few comments for certain players behind closed doors, but they will stay behind closed doors.

 

AP: Would GK M Jardim be one of those players?

 

MF: You mean the SOB who saved only 7 of 29 shots? A blow-up doll dressed to look like a GK would have done better. At least the ball would have hit the doll once in awhile. Jardim looked like he was jumping out of the way of the ball. Oops, I wasn’t going to criticize my players in public. You aren’t going to print that, are you?

 

AP: Of course not :)

 

AP: What line-up changes are you planning to make? Will you go into the trade market?

 

MF: I don’t think any changes need to be made. In week 3, we out shot our opponent 28-22, but lost 11-8. Week 4, we out shot PN 36-29, but lost 22-21. We are playing well on 90% of the field, we just need to finish a bit better and save a few shots. Plus, AR has a lot of depth which will be important as the season goes on. That being said, we are in the trade market for a defender, but we don’t want to create another hole somewhere else to get one. Any defender I try and get now would have to be someone who will help next year. In fact, that is a higher priority than current help.

 

AP: This week you have a cup match against AA.

 

MF: I always look forward to playing AA, but the cup is not a high priority. We have a lot of depth so AR can field a decent team, but we will not go all out to win.

Dead Scientists

 

Defrosted TunaFish

So ur next game game is this week how are you and ur players feeling?

DT : well, lil nervous I would say, CA one of the strongest if not THE strongest team in CA at the moment and challening them right now is a very daunting task for DT - I would like o wish my players a very good luck and hopefully they have a great game

Press : any surprises for this game? And how are you wanting to play it?

DT : not too many surprises here, we would of course like the win - and we are playing a strong team this week - we simply hoping that CA are not concentrating on the Cup this season and hopfully they will want the League and the EFL cup more than this cup... so mainy we need some luck here :)

Press : interesting theory there, so u are interested in the cup this season rather than the league?

DT : I would say so yeah, league win would be very hard to accomplish and we havnt had the best of starts to this season, so the cup does look like our best bet - we not sure if we could even manage the win but getting close to the finals / semi-finals would be great for DT

Press : but u not leaving the league for open arms are you?

DT : not at all, we want to stay in Div2 and hopfully build up and get some youth back in to DT

press : good luck :)

Deo Volente

 

England U-21

 

Englehart Storm

 

Excelsior Warren

The Excelsior Herald...

A win against Deo Volente meant critical points and much needed revenge for last season's cup exit to the Holy Ones. Two league wins have steadied, what still appears to be quite a leaky boat. Bracegirdle announced the arrival of experienced AM D. Engine from FC Inferno. Just the sort of top division experience which will be needed this season to bring on Excelsior's less than scintillating youth.

This week sees cup action against IQ. Not long ago Excelsior were standing shoulder to shoulder with IQ in division 1. For this match they will be praying for a smash and grab point. Oh how times have changed...  

 

Fanatics United

Well I think I am going for the cup.... rofl hope I win this one.

Lisbon United

We´ll rest this week. We need to focus in the league.

 

Newton Heath

 

Oaklake City

 

Port of Napier AFC

Last week we barely got off with a win but a win is a win and three points are three points so we are happy.  Our team did not have more EMP or a better GK than the other team so I guess we just got very lucky, which we won't complain about.  We are not in that great of a place in Division Two right now- tied for fourth place- but it is only the beginning of the season so we will have to wait and see what comes out of it.  The good thing is we are only three points out of first place if you look at it that way.  This week is a cup week though, so it does not really matter much whether or not we win.  If we do, that is fine but we are playing our second string, because we are focusing on the league and need our best eleven rested, so we are not expecting to win but you never know what can happen.

 

 

DIVISION 3

Adelaide Kickers

Nothing to get excited about!

 

SB: Another cup game this week.  Going to keep taking it easy?

 

DT:  3 weeks ago I mentioned that we weren't interested in the cup this year.  This game is no exception.  ES can take it easy and still win.

 

SB:  The first week you almost won doesn't that give you some confidence.

 

DT:  Sure it gives us confidence but cup games are cup games.  We are just going to concentrate on the league this year.

 

SB:  Looking ahead to next week.  How many starting players will actually be playing today?

 

DT:  Only one of them.  All are being rested except for our new signing.

 

SB:  Speaking of which,  it is good to see a decent quality goalie minding the net.

 

DT:  Still not of the highest standard I would like but it is a step in the right direction.

 

SB:  Good luck David.

 

DT: Thanks Steph.

African Selection

This week sees the Selects taking on the second First Division team in group 5. In the first match of the Cup, the Selects were able to  score a victory against AP and they hope to do it again against The Jazz. Group 5 is an interesting Group as the two Division 1 teams both lost the first matches. If The Dead Scientists and the Selects win this week, it would knock both of the Div 1 teams out of the Cup!!!!

 

This past week saw the Selects score a three goal victory against AV on three shots! I don't think the Selects have had this type of marksmanship in a long, long time!!!!!

 

There was also a big trade this past week with the Selects. There has not been much action on this front over the last few seasons, and so it is nice to see the Selects making a concerted effort to get out of the Third Division. I have heard through the grapevine there may be a couple of more trades coming up! How Exciting!

Aros VSK

 

Blue Storm FC

 

Falcons

After resting up our top players last week we will try and see if we can get a result in the cup against SH as we don't think SH has his attention on the cup. Still he has depth in his squad and it will be an uphill battle.

Fantastic eleven

 

Melchester Rovers

 

Smoking Guns

 

Speedsters

ANOTHER TOUGH CUP GAME AHEAD. THE COACH HAS IDENTIFIED SOME TIRED PLAYERS AND HAS GIVEN THEM A REST. WITH A RESULT HAS GIVEN SOME NEW EXCITING PLAYERS A PLATFORM TO SHOW WHAT THEY MADE OF

Stannington Historical

Despite SH's 3 win - no loss start to the season, SH Manager Len Lear feels that still anything can happen."Our squad is going great at the moment but it takes just one thing to happen and a great start can vanish just as quick. The Speedsters were in fine form against us in our most recent match and if it hadn't been for the great play of S. Tained our 'keeper we would have had  one in the loss column. My hat goes off to the Speedsters. They are a very good and dangerous team. SS should be playoff bound at the end of the season and it will be a nightmare for the team that has to play them.

     D-3 is turning out in the early going to be quite a battle. This why SH is taking no chances. With matches in the next three or four weeks against the two teams tied with us, FE and SG, SH is going to take a different approach with our Cup matches. Lear stated," SH has to make sure that our top stars such as Garcia and Morales and Jayden are well-rested so they will not see any cup action unless necessary. Our aim as previously stated is to win D-3 and SH is not going to leave any stones unturned.

 

Trav Spoodle

 

Vitesse Arnhem