THIS WEEKS FINES

 

DIVISION 1

 

DIVISION 2

 

DIVISION 3

 

CUT PLAYERS

IQ DS A. Markus

IQ CB P. Bond

IQ AM P. Rush

IQ S P. Jean-Luc

SH DM h.sanchez
SH MF t.gonzalez
SH MF j.rodriguez
SH S m.jayden
SH S j.torres

PURCHASES FROM THE DRAFT

 

We had like 5 bids over 900k for this CF (guess I should put more on the list ? nar J )

 

AA bids £1,312,002 for CF 8.5 20 named L. Rodgers SA (and yes folks, this IS from Mr Defensive)

CA Bid 831K for 24 yo FB, NSL 9 named I. Kroon USA

 

TRADES

VA to AS

W A Gilardino 24 10.0

CB S Guyett 28 10.0

CB J Davids_1 29 10.0

AS to VA

FB Hoggar    21     10.0

MF Volta     20      7.50

S  Adamawa   21      7.75

 

CA sends DS: - Looks like Ivo is off leading his rubbish

DM A. Thor, NSL 7

CM G. Garanhao, NSL 7.5

FB R. Weasley, NSL 8

DS sends CA:

10K

 

TB sends CA:

AS A. Nother, NSL 8.5 , 21 yo

CM H. Goodbey, NSL 9, 24 yo

MF M. Go, NSL 9 , 22 yo

S S. Pider, NSL 8.75 , 22 yo

CF W. Kieft, NSL 5.75 , 23 yo

CA sends TB:

GK I. Akinfejev, NSL 10, 27 yo

FB A. LuisdaSilva, NSL 10, 30yo

S A. Kick,  NSL 10, 26yo

 

 

 

PRESS REPORT

Adirondak Renegades

. Mr. Commissioner,

 

 

As an American, I have seen my government try to help solve our

financial crisis by giving out hundreds of billions of dollars to

bailout the people who caused the problem. Our incoming president, who

is very different from his predecessor, is also going to print

hundreds of billions of dollars, and give them out. Since two very

different presidents are doing it, printing and giving out money must

be the right thing to do.

 

Mr, Commissioner, AR is currently in a financial crisis. They have no

cash to spend on the transfer market. As you know, that is one of the

fun ways to participate in SAEFL, and is a great way to help build a

team. We should not be denied this pleasure. AR is currently in this

situation because I spent all of their money on acquiring players.

Since AR caused their own financial crisis, if SAEFL were run by the

American government, I'm sure they would bail us out.  Therefore, kind

sir, I am requesting an SAEFL bailout of 2000K so we can continue

operations in the same irresponsible manner as we have in the past.

After all, we wouldn't want a team with the successful and storied past that AR has, to

collapse and bring down the SAEFL.

 

Respectfully submitted,

Alcohol Anonymous

ALL CHANGE FOR AA SQUAD?

It's been a difficult season for AA.  The side really needs turning around, as some of the squad are getting a little old in the tooth.  The clubs new manager, Nobby Rain, has unfortunately been too busy sorting out a messy libel claim to tweak a creaking and rather full squad, albeit one that is packed full of quality players.

Rain is therefore happy to look at offers from clubs for any of his players, but particularly individuals that, although a little old in the tooth, can do a great job for opposing teams looking for a championship or to ward of relegation.

This week saw another tight game (what's new?) as AA lost out to a fantastic TB side.  Still, with the cup to play for and a top three finish still on the cards, it's not a lost cause of a term.

Joining AA this week from the youth side is promosing DS prospect K. Riley.  It is hoped that Riley will take the place of club stalwart A. Woods.  With O. Sylfar, G. Catenaccio and legend W. Altercapio on the books, Defensive Sweeper is one position well catered for.

This week, AA are also looking at purchasing a great CF prospect from a lower league club, but whether they will be able to snare the player with other clubs desperate for the next striking star, is yet to be decided.

Catbel Athletic

 

Druss Legends

 

F.C Inferno

Unfortunately AA didn't get any points against TB, although they deserved a draw. We will try to keep doing our homework against a NW side that is performing well. Let's keep the dream alive!

InterQuartile Rangers

Wow!!  After looking at the stats I was wondering how he managed to score

5 goals.  Then I saw all the shots (and goals) by my

 

defenders.  I guess they were all running forward in the scoring frenzy and forgot to play defense!  We'll need to work on the

 

discipline next time around.  It helped balance our goals against average anyway.  Not that I hope a team collapses like that, but

 

frankly I'm glad it didn't happen to me.

 

I'm just waiting for the end of the season.  I'm not really in a position to make run for the title and I'm out of the cup.  Maybe I can

 

be a spoiler?

 

 

Here's the stats:

 

TEAMS

NSL avg

EMP avg

EMP/NSL

max NSL

min NSL

max EMP

min EMP

Diff NSL

Diff EMP

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AA

98.58

131.71

1.34

100.75

94.5

149.78

109.12

6.25

40.66

AR

97.88

128.02

1.31

101.5

89.25

143.12

113.07

12.25

30.05

CA

94.9

129.81

1.37

97.25

84.75

142.64

121.37

12.5

21.27

DL

94.71

122.5

1.29

97.5

90

140.89

103.19

7.5

37.7

FI

100.92

136.63

1.35

104

91

146.67

123.04

13

23.63

IQ

94.12

128.31

1.36

101

85

144.17

110.74

16

33.43

JG

102.56

139.53

1.36

106

97

155.85

116.48

9

39.37

LU

88.27

115.48

1.31

97.25

80

137.46

92.57

17.25

44.89

NW

96.73

123.13

1.27

101

84.26

133.96

88.85

16.74

45.11

PN

95.94

122.54

1.28

98.5

90.5

137.08

113.75

8

23.33

TB

92.31

112.09

1.21

98.75

80.5

126.91

84.77

18.25

42.14

TH

93.25

126.68

1.36

97.5

76.75

140.25

86.29

20.75

53.96

 

95.85

126.37

1.32

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lisbon United

 

NoShaKi WC98

 

Port of Napier AFC

Well we are still in last place in Division 1 so we will see what happens this week.  We are playing a boost, so maybe we will be able to come out of this game with some points, or at least one.  Last week we lost but that really wasn't a surprise since we were playing a very good team in FI and were also resting basically all of our top eleven.  This week we play TH who are only a couple of positions ahead of us in the standings, so hopefully we will at least have a shot of some sort.  Well, at any rate, I guess we will wait and see.

 

The Boelewieten

JG and Bart, a mix of skill,  booze and management. Last week we zon without a grudge or boost from AA, this week again without a boost or grudge. Lets hope Bart is a bit chicken, or just sane, and rest his players. Or, insane, plying a grudge and making it ery difficult for TB. A few futire freaks left TB this week. Three new nsl 10 players we welcome!

The Jazz Greats

Relegation is coming!Crap..

Tottenford Heats

 

DIVISION 2

Apocalypse

 

Defrosted TunaFish

 

Deo Volente

 

Excelsior Warren

 

Fantastic eleven

 

Fanatics United

 

Grammar United

 

Newton Heath

 

Oaklake City

OC Manager about to get sacked?!?

Monday - An Emergency meeting of team's board was called, apparently to discuss the team’s poor play, poor talent levels, and the future of manager Keith Myers. An source, who spoke only on condition of anonymity, said that the board gave president Rob Givins permission to fire Myers at any moment, but that Givins was reluctant to fire Myers.

 

Just last week, given stated "Myers came in here and saved this team just a few years ago. We were going nowhere, and he saved this team. He took us to the First Division. That energized this team and this entire city. He was honest and said that a run at the first division would cost us in the long run. We told him to do it. It turns out he was right. At this point he deserve our patience"

 

Just a week later, that patience seems to have run out.

 

If he is released, Myers is likely to be unemployed long. The recent work stoppage has left many teams using interim managers, and looking for long term solutions. Myers is likely to be highly sought after if he becomes available.

 

Myers still leading OC

Tuesday – After a whirlwind of speculation of Myers would be fired yesterday, the silence from the OC headquarters is deafening. Practice this morning was held as normal, except it was behind closed doors. Usually, the press and fans are invited to practice.

 

The open door policy Myers instilled in this organization the moment he was hired is considered a guiding philosophy.  It has been this policy that has been greatly credited for growing the fan base quickly. So a closed door practice is an obvious indication that something is wrong.

 

A member of the field maintenance team who refused to be quoted directly indicated that it was a normal practice, and that Myers had led the practice in his usual manner. He then speculated that the media and fans had been kept out of the practice facility simply to shield the players from the drama and to make sure that the team was ready to play on game day.

 

Myers seen seeking new job?

Wednesday - This bizarre drama for OC continued to worsen today. Manager Keith Myers didn’t show up at team headquarters as was his usual pattern. Wednesday is a day off for players, but is spent by the team’s management going over scouting reports, evaluating injuries, and generally handling that long-term nature of the organization. Is Myers’s absence a sign that he is expecting to get fired soon.

 

Reports have recently surfaced (though not been confirmed) that Myers was using this day to meet with representatives from other teams that are believed to be interested in his services.

 

Myers given Ultimatum

Wednesday – In light of the rumors that Manager Keith Myers might have spend the day interview for his next job, team President Rob Givens issued an ultimatum that if the team’s for does not change immediately, that Myers would be relieved of his duties.

 

“I just don’t see any other way. The recent play has been unacceptable. We owe it to our fans to be better.”

 

Myers will rest players

Thursday – In spite of the ultimatum given by team president Rob Given yesterday manager Keith Myers announced today that OC will be resting many of it regulars.

 

“This team has gone all out to advance in cup play, and try to salvage some points in league play. These guys are tired. The situation has gotten dire. If we don’t rest some of the players then injuries will be certain to happen. I owe it to these men to look after them.

 

“I absolutely won’t let my own job status cloud my judgment here. I must protect my players.”

 

It would seem that this saga is about to come to a head, one way or another.

 

Smoking Guns

 

Stannington Historical

 

The Jazz

 

DIVISION 3

Adelaide Kickers

 

African Selection

Well the Selects decided they should take a page out of Cliff Fletcher's book of management and they have traded a couple of up and comers for a couple of older hot shots.

 

Good to see we are undefeated in the past two matches to start the second half of the season. One more game, and we will match our longest undefeated string for this season.

This week, we have to field a super strong team as we are taking on league leaders Falcons. Hopefully we have the right stuff.

Aros VSK

Ooo I could crush a grape.

Blue Storm FC

BS is in a very odd position. Training and aging helped us to built a team with a mix of talent, youth, strenght and some oldies. Maybe we must focus on trading now.

Dead Scientists

 

England U-21

 

Englehart Storm

 

Falcons

After a pretty good start to the season we come up to a period of uncertainty where we face a couple of tough games on the trot. Hopefully thing go well this week.

Melchester Rovers

 

Speedsters

 

Trav Spoodle

 

Vitesse Arnhem