THIS WEEKS FINES

 

DIVISION 1

CA 20k Fine. This player cannot play (inj/susp) (sub). S R. Robinho

DIVISION 2

 

DIVISION 3

 

CUT PLAYERS

 

PURCHASES FROM THE DRAFT

 

JG Bid 818k for 21 Cm 8.25 named H. Nilsson (ENG)

 

TRADES

 

AR>VA

W G. Kay 27 8.25

VA>AR

10K

 

 

PRESS REPORT

Adirondak Renegades

. Adirondak Press (AP): Did you hear from the Commish on your request for bail-out funds?

 

Manager Fulmer (MF): Maybe. I didn't get any money, but AR got a gift from somewhere against IQ last week, getting outshot by 21 and winning. Maybe it was from Peter.

 

AP: That makes 2 wins in a row….and against very good teams.

 

MF: Yea, the points are nice. Hopefully we will avoid relegation. But now we get to the grudge matches (wink, wink). I haven't beaten Ivo, not in this league. But that is about to change.

 

A P: Coming to the War Dome can be tough.

 

MF: We hope so.

 

AP: What are your thoughts on the situation with Keith at OC?

 

MF: Managers get no respect. Keith's done a great job there. OC is not going to win during a rebuilding phase. Look at JG. Bart did a fantastic job last season taking JG to the title, and now they are facing relegation while rebuilding. (That sound you just heard was hell freezing over, I just said something nice about Bart). If teams win, its because they have great players. Anyone, even Peter B, could manage them. If they lose, then its because the manager stinks. It doesn't matter that OC is in a necessary rebuilding stage, Keith will still take the blame.

 

AP: A manager sticking up for another manager. No surprise there.

 

MF: Managers have about as many friends as referees, so we have to stick together.

 

AP: It will be interesting to see where Keith turns up, or if he stays.

 

MF: Indeed.

Alcohol Anonymous

AA SEEKS NEW DIRECTION

 

I can today confirm that recent press reports are true.  AA is seeking a new manager to replace N Fossey, who will leave SAEFL this summer to seek a new challenge.

 

"I've had fun over many years in this league, playing against many friends.  But the fire has gone out to be honest, and I need to refresh the batteries".

 

Fossey did not confirm whether his retirement from SAEFL is temporary, or permanent.

 

Catbel Athletic

 

Druss Legends

DL is going for victory!

 

F.C Inferno

One more week and TB is still holding to their 4 point lead. Changing it won't be easy, especially because they got 3 more NSL 10 players and we do not have the easiest of the games ahead. AA just lost in the cup and now has nothing to lose. Their remaining grudge could be played this week, making everything even harder. In the other hand, we have a nice squad and if the referee doesn't intend to be the star of the game the plan could work. Let's wait and see, while we still search for a TB killer. Anyone?

InterQuartile Rangers

After last week's comments this week's may seem strange, but I've lost too many games with an obviously (much) better team.  I don't know who did the comments for that game, but they're wrong.  Planning doesn't mean anything.  Yeah, you expect to lose an occasional game.  You expect to have a surprise.  But this is at least the 3rd game just this season where a significant advantage meant nothing.  We had nearly 20% better EMP.  Our keeper had over a 10% advantage over their keeper.  And we lose.  I've had a couple of games over the last few years where I blew the lineup.  I put in the players for one tactic, but forgot to change the designated tactic.

 And we still won!!  The best way to handle "planning" is to just get a random collection of players, and make a random roster.  You can't do any worse than wasting time on planning.

 

Yeah, I'm bitter.  I'm out of the cup because of not one, but two spurious results.  As I said, you expect an occasional result like this.  But too many make the whole thing a waste of time.  When Peter moves the game to a web format I sincerely hope he has who ever is doing the work research it and put in a good RNG.  The really scary thing is that he uses the built in function in Excel.  And Excel is used by many for financial analysis.

I wonder if there's a connection with the downturn in the global economy?

 

Here's the stats:

 

TEAMS

NSL avg

EMP avg

EMP/NSL

max NSL

min NSL

max EMP

min EMP

Diff NSL

Diff EMP

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AA

98.48

131.93

1.34

100.75

94.5

149.78

109.12

6.25

40.66

AR

97.36

127.49

1.31

101.5

89.25

143.12

113.07

12.25

30.05

CA

94.66

130.03

1.37

97.25

84.75

142.64

121.37

12.5

21.27

DL

94.64

122.3

1.29

97.5

90

140.89

103.19

7.5

37.7

FI

101.27

137.73

1.36

105.75

91

151.99

123.04

14.75

28.95

IQ

94.48

129.44

1.37

101

85

144.19

110.74

16

33.45

JG

102.3

139.37

1.36

106

97

155.85

116.48

9

39.37

LU

88.13

115.22

1.31

97.25

80

137.46

92.57

17.25

44.89

NW

96.11

122.23

1.27

101

84.26

133.96

88.85

16.74

45.11

PN

95.46

122.71

1.29

98.5

89.25

137.08

113.75

9.25

23.33

TB

92.82

112.71

1.21

99.5

80.5

126.91

84.77

19

42.14

TH

93.32

126.43

1.35

97.5

76.75

140.25

86.29

20.75

53.96

 

Lisbon United

 

NoShaKi WC98

 

Port of Napier AFC

Well we won our cup game which is good, because that is basically all we have left in this season.  We won by a lot too, which was a bit of a surprise.  From the beginning of this season, our team really wasn't good enough for Division 1, so we did the best we could and next season we will most likely be back in Division 2.  We are resting some players this game, so we are not expecting much out of this week.  If we win, that would be awesome but also a suprise, so even if we get a tie, that would be pretty good for us.

 

The Boelewieten

Press for the returngame Cup

TB traded last week. We are competing in the cup and are in a breathtaking race with FI. And that FI team can field a team with 105.75 NSL, and that is 0,5 more than TB's max nsl.

 

So, Van Poppel took measures and traded AS A. Nother, NSL 8.5 , 21 yo

CM H. Goodbey, NSL 9, 24 yo, MF M. Go, NSL 9 , 22 yo, S S. Pider, NSL 8.75 , 22 yo and CF W. Kieft, NSL 5.75 , 23 yo for GK I. Akinfejev, NSL 10, 27 yo, FB A. LuisdaSilva, NSL 10, 30yo and S A. Kick,  NSL 10, 26yo. CA ripped TB? Nah, Ivo is a gentleman and would never rip his fellow Dutch manager.

 

So, the new guys are fielded this week for the returngame against AP. First game we took 5 goals in advantage. AP is playing a powerfull WP, two freaks playing in CF position, 12 and 12,5 nsl. So, what to do?

AP played the first cupgame this season against Deo Volente. They played longballnext game against AROS VSK is was a strong WP tactic and a solid base for the next round. The last game in the pool they gave the three points to CA and saved their top players.

 

Till week 10 AP played all games natural, no grudges and no boost needed, nothing spilled.

 

In week 11, the cup game against Newton Heath is ws midfielder Schaars who spoilt the party. AP lost with 16-14 and they had to repair that two weeks later in the homematch. AP was much stronger than NH,the difference was almost 20 EMP, and with that, the 13-5 victory in the end  was deserved. Again, no boost or gruge waisted!

 

In week 15 two  AP players got a red card but that took not much effect in AP's team for the cupmatch against TB, they got 132 emp in an awaygame. And now they are playig at home, off course with a filled Saturn figting for a place in de semi.

Adding up: 4 goals behind, full stadium, very strong and eager attackingforce playing WP, 3 grudges and four boost left and last but not least, one player called M. Uttemanneke, an old TB player that was named after Van Poppel;s son, a petname, damn, tears in my eyes.

 

So lets see, fielding 99.5 nsl must be enough to withstand APpower

 

LEAGUE PRESS

TB reached the semi finals in the SAEFL cup. DS, LU and PN are the three other parties. So, lets hope for DS in the semi, and try to get in the final without the use of a boost or grudge.

 

The final is always clean, and performing with my best team in the final should be enough to have a fair chance for the cup. As, lets stay with both footh on the floor, first we have LU thi week, of cuorse saving their grudgs for the semi.  I will field a nsl 98 team, playin CP FL, So FI, trail me ;-)

The Jazz Greats

This weeks match agains TH is our last straw to avoid relegation. Too bad it's a short straw. Nevertheless we play a grudge and hope for the best!

 

Tottenford Heats

 

DIVISION 2

Apocalypse

 

Defrosted TunaFish

 

Deo Volente

 

Excelsior Warren

 

Fantastic eleven

 

Fanatics United

 

Grammar United

 

Newton Heath

 

Oaklake City

 

Smoking Guns

 

Stannington Historical

 

The Jazz

 

DIVISION 3

Adelaide Kickers

 

African Selection

The Selects managed to pull off a huge result last week in keeping the Division Leaders to a scoreless draw. Fantastic!!

 

This week, we are playing the ever tricky VA and we expect them to play WP, so we will counter with our own tricky OFF. Let's hope it works.

 

Also, the Selects are back to their trading ways and like the Toronto Maple Leafs, don't seem to have any luck in the transfer market.

Aros VSK

A 6 pointer for these 2 teams to cement their playoff place.

Our superb win and the dead scientists no score draw saw us leapfrog

them into 5th place and the 3rd playoff place and more towards the

automatic promotion places, although they may be slighty out of our reach.

This week will make or break this push towards 2nd division football and

although there are plenty more games to go, this would be a huge step for

Marc, a massive step for Aros VSK.

Blue Storm FC

The biggest game in BS short history. Getting into the semi finals will be sensational!!

Dead Scientists

 

England U-21

 

Englehart Storm

 

Falcons

Our opponents negetive play cost us 3 points away last week and top spot. We are still in a pretty good position though and will come up against a strong test this week.

Melchester Rovers

 

Speedsters

 

Trav Spoodle

 

Vitesse Arnhem